Bill Hicks – Odd Beliefs Lyrics

I don’t care what you believe, but you gotta admit, beliefs are odd. You know what I mean? You have to admit that.

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a f**kin’ cross?
Kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know?
“Just thinkin’ of John, Jackie. Just thinkin’ of John.”
[Bill mimes getting shot in the head]
“Just thinkin’ of John, baby. We love him.”

“Don’t love me that much.”